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Aug 19

Is it ok to be afraid of dogs?

Posted on Tuesday, August 19, 2008 in Whining

That’s a question an upset person asks in a column in one of our major Swedish daily newspapers.

I can answer that question. Sure you can, but you don’t even need to be scared or allergic to harass innocent dog owners. That right is so fundamental that it doesn’t even need to be questioned.

We (a dog-owning family since the 1970’s) really don’t recognize the situation in the question. Maybe it’s a typical big city problem?

In our family we never try to get non-dog loving people to pay attention to our babies. Far too many times we’ve run into animal haters and other intolerant people and we always prefer to stay as far away as possible from those.

This is how it really is in our towns: Seagulls and canada geese are to be shot. Store owners want to follow dog owners home and pee in their mailboxes. (By the way, our female dog would only be able to pee on this store owner’s potted plants if we lifted her up and held her above them, in which case she’d never pee at all.) People awake after seven thirty in the evening should be evicted from their homes. (I’m not talking about neighbors partying all night. Far from it. It’s more than enough if you sneak downstairs to get a glass of water, once in a while.)

A typical situation:

The dog sits down and does her business. (This is a pleasant, friendly pet dog, not a pit bull type). You stand around patiently waiting, your little black plastic bag in your hand. Suddenly a concerned citizen pops up out of the blue yelling that we have to pick up after our dog. What do they think the bag is for? Or are they blind? Which leads you to wonder how they were able to tell that the dog sat down at all.

One ‘helpful’ elderly woman took the opportunity to point out some of the dog’s ‘business’ just in passing, so that we wouldn’t forget even one of them, when standing hunched over, holding on to the bag.

My question is this: Is it ok for us to exist? If not, I sincerely hope we’ll find a better place to live, somewhere far away from animal haters and intolerant neighbors.

Jul 10

More Whining

Posted on Tuesday, July 10, 2007 in Whining

Our neighbors are harassing us. It’s been going on for years. From the time my dad died. I guess they think they can pick on mom now that she’s a widow. They report us anonymously for all kinds of things. The funny thing is that when these complaints against us are investigated, it turns out we haven’t done anything wrong. And still all this goes on. We can’t do anything to defend ourselves.

That’s why I’ve decided on a course of action. Since they can do this to us, I’ll do the same to them. I’m going to report them, anonymously, for all kinds of things. If the investigations show that they aren’t guilty of what they’ve been accused of, it doesn’t matter, right? We can’t complain. That has to mean they can’t either. Right?

Just in case, so that things don’t get any worse for us, I’ll wait until we’ve moved out. We’re trying to get away from here. It’s not that easy, but as soon as we’ve managed it, I’m going to get my revenge on these neighbors. In a perfectly legal way. Exactly like they’ve been harassing us for all these years. I can hardly think of any people who deserve it more.

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